Last night just before nodding off...

SS - How are you?
Shaky - What did you just say?
SS - I said, "How are you?"
Shaky - Oh...I thought you said "I have to poo." I'm fine by the way. And if you've got to poo then you know where the bathroom is. Just don't mention it again.
SS - Mention what?
Shaky - The part about you pooing. You'll ruin my utopia.
SS - Huh? What utopia?
Shaky - Girls don't poo or fart in my utopic world.
SS - What? We don't poo or fart?
Shaky - You're doing it...
SS - Doing what???
Shaky - Ruining my utopia.
SS - Seriously, you don't think we poo or fart??
Shaky - Let us never speak of this again.
SS - What?...wait a minute. We have to talk!
Shaky - Good night!
SS - I hope you know I'm bringing this up again tomorrow.
Shaky - I don't know what you're talking about. Good night.
SS - You need counselling. Good night.